Privacy

We store almost nothing.

No analytics, no advertising pixels, no tracking cookies, no consent banner - because there is nothing to consent to. This page describes exactly what does happen on this door.

Cookies

No analytics cookies, no advertising cookies, no third-party cookies. Nothing on this site reports what you looked at to anyone.

The American door has no sign-in, so it sets no cookie at all. On the British door there is exactly one and you have to ask for it, by signing in; that is described on its own privacy page, and if sign-in ever arrives here this page changes before it does.

There is no consent banner, and that is not an oversight. Consent is required for cookies that track you, and there are none. If we ever add a cookie that is not strictly necessary, this page changes first and a real banner appears with it - one that works, and that you can say no to.

What is stored in your browser

A couple of small things are kept on your own device, in your browser's local storage. They are not cookies, they are never sent to us, and clearing your browser data removes them: which theme you chose, and whether you have seen the opening animation.

Your email address, if you give it

If you join the list for the American shop, we store the address you typed and nothing else - no name, no location, no record of what you looked at before you typed it. It is used for one thing: to tell you when the American door opens.

If the list is closed at the moment you submit, the form says so plainly and saves nothing; it does not quietly collect addresses in the meantime.

Nothing is for sale here yet

This door cannot take an order, so no payment details, delivery address or order history exist for it. When the American shop opens, this page gains the sections the British one has - about accounts, about orders, and about the payment processor - and it will say so before the first order rather than after it.

Video and images

The films on this site are served from our own media host, not from a video platform. There is no embedded player from any social network, so no social network learns that you were here.

Your rights

You can ask what we hold about you, ask for it to be corrected, or ask for it to be deleted. There is no contact address published on this site yet - an inbox nobody is watching is worse than none - and one goes up before the shop takes its first order, at which point this paragraph says how to reach it.